Copenhagen it makes me feel so good.
Copenhagen the way I know it should.
I put a little chew in my mouth,
go spittin' and a-slobberin'
all around the house, that
Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.
I took a chew just the other night-
it made me feel just fine.
I grabbed my honey baby
and I pinched her ol' behind.
She said, "you better spit out that
chewin' tobaccer if you wanna kiss
me on the big ol' smacker,
I was sittin' in a bar room
and I took a little dip
Drinkin' beer & talkin'
but I had no place to spit.
So I spit a stream out on the floor,
and that bouncer flung me out the door,
that Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.
It's a cure all too
it cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
child birth a pleasure...
Makes you feel so good