Well I've never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch
to help me thru the trials of this life
but there's one thing I cant do with out and Copenhagens what I'm talkin'
about and I love it nearly as much as I love my wife.
Now when I first started chewin' I didn't know what I was doin'
but I liked the way it helped me to relax
and a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way Copenhagen should
but when its gone I'm a slobbering maniac.
I'm a Copenhagen junkie, there's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
and he just wont let me be
'cause when I run out of chewin'
I know I'm on the road to ruin
yes that Copenhagen's got a hold on me
I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
and you know if wouldn't really bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my s'noose away
I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall.
Well I even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak I sorta went blind
And my mellow disposition headed south
And I started eating like a big fat hog
Got wild got mean like a rabid dog and
start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth
Can I help you sir?
Ah, yea do you got any Copenhagen?
No Sir I'm afraid we're all out
Ahh Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when its gone boys, I ain't feeling exactly the way I should
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